Big Red?

So I may be a redhead.
And by "may", I mean I am.
See, I wanted to be a brunette for Halloween. And so I tried that spray stuff. But it was all black and gunky and sticky and got all over the place. And when I washed it out, it was like something out of The Ring with all the black water dripping down me. Ew. So I remembered about this temporary hair dye that comes out in 8-10 shampoos. So I wandered over to Duane Reade, but alas, they only had reddish and purpleish and blonde. I found one that was allegedly light brown - "Iced Coffee". Now, I have nearly white blonde hair. So what would be coppery brown on someone with darker hair is just coppery on me. Oh well. It still looks really cool.
Yay for dying your hair out of boredom.
Never fear, I'll be blonde again soon.